Today's Rejected Ledge Starring: My Nuts Are on Fire!

"Today's Rejected Ledge" is a daily column written by me and submitted to the Daily Iowan, who in turn rejects it. Sometimes it is written specifically to be rejected, sometimes it is not. When each of these is the case, is for you dear reader, to figure out.

Danny Devito has a Twitter Account and the man does not disappoint. Check out my top ten favorite tweet's of the Troll's since he created his account.

10. Balls starting to heat up. Going to see Siegfried! First time. Backwards, I know, never the less.12:18 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie

9. Caw caw cacaphony cloud covered canopy circle onex dinguses defying Sir Isaac in solidarity, screaming BEWARE LITTLE TROLLS!3:13 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie

8. Kung Pao. Szechwan. Mu Shu. Beer. Go Chinese Bitches! http://yfrog.com/16r2fjj7:29 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie

7. Tickling ivories. Temp tumble takes toll on Troll toes! Chill is on the pumpkin. No fire on balls at all! http://yfrog.com/1szufj1:35 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie

6. Phone dead. Ducked into the Pompidu. Fem. Art. Paris is raining it's balls off! Actually it's genitals..Art and Effect!1:10 PM Oct 7th from web

5. Digg my troll feet dear bitches! http://bit.ly/3voulk1:51 AM Oct 11th from web

4. Magma moment thundering roar of fans feeling fullness. Linger yes! Eyes now open, feeling cool sheets,stretch in silence. Esto perpetua!6:40 PM Sep 27th from web

3. Pumped about tomorrow night. LA and four thousand blazin crotches! Viva flaming Palladium genitalia! http://yfrog.com/0i3qnkj3:48 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie

2. The time has come the walrus said to speak of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of Hot balls! The nightman cometh! Bitch10:04 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie

1. I just joined Twitter! I don't really get this site or how it works. My nuts are on fire.3:43 PM Sep 5th from web

3D Garbage Portraits

Just thought I'd make tonight a dump.

Via Digg: Check out these sweet renditions of classic portraits constructed using random objects.

Today's Rejected Ledge

Another soon to be abandoned blog by Nate? Yes.

My new idea? I've started writing Ledges. Aka the back cover of the Daily Iowan sports section, which have generally been written by Andrew Juhl since my freshman year. I have grown more and more to like his stuff, but sometimes it falls a little flat (which everything that has to be written once a day will do). This Star Wars one was pretty sweet, but then again it's hard for me to not like any reference made to Star Wars.

Anyways, most of these I write, I expect to be rejected by the DI, hence the title of these posts. Sometimes I mean for the rejection, like in this first one, sometimes I don't. You figure it out. Anyways, I'll say this will be a regular thing, until it isn't.

Things Deemed Newsworthy that Aren’t

1. Celebrity Eating Habits: barring any diagnosed medical condition, if you don’t want to be fat, eat healthy and exercise. Don’t base your happiness on disgustingly determined societal images of “Celebrities.”

2. Strike that last one. It should read Anything to do with “Celebrities.” Britney Spears should be exiled. Perez Hilton uses Paint to draw cum stains on pictures. I guess knowing about Brody and the Kardashian’s fued makes you credible.

3. Political Sex Scandals. Human Beings, especially those that run “news organizations” have no right to be morally presumptuous of other human being’s lives.

4. Anything to do with “Celebrities.”

5. Intramural Sports

6. The coverage of animal rights over human rights. Michael Vick rightfully spent 18 months in prison for murdering dogs. Dante Stallworth spent 30 days in prison for the death of another human being. Are we all degenerate?

7. Reviews: Movies, music or literary. Consume media because it moves or inspires you. Formulate your own opinions about things (especially about this statement).

8. Jon and Kate. Maybe the 8. Seriously, Jon and Kate disgust me.

9. Did I mention celebrities?

Note: Nathan Ley wants to inform readers that he wishes he was as jacked as Brad Pitt in Fight Club, was quoted in a Daily Iowan intramural sports story this semester, used to write movie, music and literary reviews for the Daily Iowan, and is usually morally presumptuous of other human being’s lives. He doesn’t really have a problem with dog killing though – well at least not while human killing continues.